The internet is awash with generic “inspirational” quotes encouraging you to believe in yourself, to shoot for the stars, and to seize the day because there’s nothing you’re not capable of when you put your mind to it. Sometimes people don’t require to be life-coaching right? So that’s why this instagram account is for you guys.
It’s called “Unspirational”, and as you can see from the hilarious quotes below, that’s precisely what it is. Think you’re special? You’re not. You’re only here because your parents had sex. Believe in yourself? What’s the point? You’ll only be disappointed when you fail. Dance like nobody is watching? Screw that. Eat like nobody is going to see you naked! Scroll down for more uninspiring quotes, and don’t forget to vote for your favorite!