Phoebe Buffay’s interesting Lyrics To make us feel refreshed in life

Phoebe Buffay’s interesting Lyrics To make us feel refreshed in life

Phoebe Buffay’s– Wonderfully weird. A friend in need. Song-writer. Phoebe’s song-writing skills are synonymous with the phenomenal Smelly Cat (and yes, it is my favorite too), but I think it is time to give a lot more love to the other ones that she has seamlessly belted throughout the show.

Trust me, it was difficult to pick and choose from her vast repertoire of zany lyrical madness, but here are a few gems that just make you

Nurse your broken heart through LOVE.

Phoebe Buffay's

Love is sweet as summer showers,

Love is a wondrous work of art,

But your love oh your love, your love…

Is like a giant pigeon…crapping on my heart.

La-la-la-la-la- La-la-la-la…ohhh!


Get through power-cuts and lactose intolerance through BLACKOUT

Phoebe Buffay's

New York City has no power

And the milk is getting sour

But to me, that is not scary

Cause I stay away from dairy


Reinforce your faith in Birth Control through BABIES

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They’re tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch

Soon they’ll grow up and resent you so much

Now they’re yelling at you and you don’t know why

And you cry and you cry and you cry

And you cry and you cry…


Relate to the woe of wearing a thong through CRAZY UNDERWEAR


Phoebe Buffay's

Phoebe Buffay’s

Crazy underwear creeping up my butt

Crazy underwear always in a rut

Crazy underwear…


Haters, time to stop hating. Truth has been spoken through 2 HEART ATTACKS


Phoebe Buffay's

Phoebe Buffay’s

It only takes two heart attacks

To finally make you see

One of them won’t do it

But the second will set you free

Tell all your hate and anger

It’s time to say goodbye

And that is just what I will do

As soon as those bastards I work for die


Realize all you need is friends like family through THE HOLIDAY SONG

Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap

Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap

Said all you need is to write them a song

Now you haven’t heard it yet so don’t try to sing along

No don’t sing along

Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah

Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross

And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy

And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!

Phoebe Buffay's

When you need to help your friends with a relationship advice, SECRETLY!

Phoebe Buffay's

Two of Them Kissed Last Night

There was a girl, we’ll call her Betty

And a guy, let’s call him Neil

Now I can’t stress this point too strongly…

This story isn’t real.

Now our Neil must decide

Who will be the girl that he casts aside?

Will Betty be the one who he loves truly?

Or will it be the one who we’ll call… Loolie?

He must decide, he must decide,

even though I made him up, he must decide!

“Smelly Cat”

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat it’s not your fault…

They won’t take you to the vet.

You’re obviously not their favorite pet.

You may not be a bed of roses,

And you’re no friend to those with noses.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault!


Phoebe Buffay's

Phoebe Buffay’s


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