Humorous white lies that Indian parents told us when we were kids
Humorous White lies that Indian parents told us when we were kids.
Our parents have always taught us to be honest and never lie about things. Ironically, They might have lies to us a number of times which we grew up believing. Some lies are funny, some are kind of mean, while others are just plain bizarre.
Remember, when they told us “Jo jhooth Kisi ki bhalai k liye bola jaye, Vo jhoot…jhoot nhi hota.” Well, That was one of their white lies too.
“Chai peene se kaale hote hain.”( Drinking tea will make you dark)
About green vegetables: “They are very tasty, kha ke to dekho.”
“Don’t swallow chewing gum or your intestines will stick together.”
“Eating the seeds of a fruit will make a tree grow in your stomach.”
“If you play video-games for too long, you will not grow.”
“Jhooth bolne se naak lambi ho jaati hai.”
During a long road trip: ” Bas aa gaye.”
About sleeping late: “So jao warna sher aa jayega.”
About alcohol: “This is a very bitter medicine and it is only for adults.”
“Paiir dhokar sona, warna bure sapne aayenge.”
“Cartoon Network people sleep at night, you will have to watch them tomorrow.”
About drinking milk: “Nahi pite isiliye girne pr chot lg jaati hai.”
About amusement parks: “Ab chalte hain… kal phir ayenge…”
“Daant tutne pr use mitti me dafna dena chahiye, agar kisi ne dekh liya to daant dunara nhi niklenege.”
“Paer taapne se height rukk jaati hai.”(If you cross over your siblings’ body while they are lying down or sitting, they will stop growing.)
Just imagine how many of these lies you’ve lived. The so-called ‘Safed-Jhooth’ was more or less a truth because it came from our parents. But our parents have always loved us and we love them as much.
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